The StatTrak™ USP-S | Jawbreaker (Field-Tested) is like that candy you find in your pocket after laundry day—slightly roughed up, but still oddly satisfying. Its cracked, multicolored finish gives off "half-eaten jawbreaker" vibes, perfect for players who want their sidearm to look like it’s been through a dentist’s worst nightmare. The Field-Tested wear adds character, like battle scars from clutching 1v5s you definitely didn’t throw. And let’s not forget StatTrak™—because nothing says “I’m counting your failures” quite like a gun that tallies every whiffed shot. Stylishly impractical, just like bringing a candy-themed pistol to a gunfight. Bon appétit.