The Zeus x27 | Olympus (Well-Worn) is CS:GO’s ultimate meme cannon. This electric taser, decked out in Greek god flair, lets you cosplay as Zeus himself—assuming you’re okay with a 99% failure rate. The "Well-Worn" finish? Just battle scars from countless failed attempts to zap someone’s ego (and their HP). It’s the weapon you whip out when you’ve given up on aiming and embraced chaos. Sure, it’s basically a glorified paperweight, but landing that one-in-a-million kill feels like winning the lottery. Bonus points: the Olympus skin’s cracked gold detailing screams, “I’m here to lose, but I’ll look divine doing it.”