The StatTrak™ Glock-18 | Block-18 (Minimal Wear) is basically CS:GO’s love letter to LEGO enthusiasts who also enjoy tactical shootouts. Its chunky, blocky design looks like someone crossbred a pistol with a toddler’s building set—complete with primary-color vibes that scream “I’m here to clutch and decorate your IKEA shelf.” The Minimal Wear means it’s only slightly scuffed, so you can pretend you’re a careful owner while still whiffing shots. The StatTrak counter? Perfect for tallying how many times opponents rage-quit after getting domed by a gun that looks like it belongs in a Duplo ad. Tactical? Maybe not. A flex? Absolutely. Just don’t step on it barefoot.