The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Motorized (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of slapping racing stripes on a minivan—it’s here to convince you that your mid-tier eco-round SMG is suddenly a precision-engineered death machine. The skin’s metallic sheen and faux-industrial decals scream “I’ve never touched a toolbox, but I did watch a Transformers marathon.” The Factory New finish ensures it looks as pristine as your ego after clutching a 1v1 against a bot. And let’s not forget StatTrak™—because nothing says “I’m compensating” like tallying your kills on a gun best known for spraying prayers into a crowd. Just don’t check the scoreboard afterward.