The StatTrak™ Tec-9 | Slag (Field-Tested) is like that beat-up pickup truck you swear still has “character” — scuffed, scorched, and looking like it survived a barbecue gone wrong. The molten orange and black textures scream “I’ve seen things,” while the StatTrak counter casually flexes how many souls you’ve yeeted into the void with this spray-and-pray menace. It’s the gun for players who treat accuracy as a suggestion, not a requirement. Sure, it’s rougher than sandpaper, but who needs polish when you’ve got sheer chaotic energy? Just don’t let the enemy inspect it too closely — they might laugh mid-frag.