The StatTrak™ USP-S | Caiman (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who’s been through a few too many late-night gaming sessions but still insists they’ve got “character.” The crocodile-scale pattern? It’s less “menacing predator” and more “leather handbag left in a monsoon,” thanks to the Well-Worn finish. The scratches and scuffs tell stories of countless eco rounds and panicked clutch attempts. But hey, StatTrak’s there to flex your kill count, because nothing says “I’m serious” like tracking eliminations on a gun that looks like it survived a blender. It’s the perfect skin for players who prioritize personality over polish—or just enjoy watching teammates cringe at its “vintage” aesthetic mid-match.