The StatTrak™ Dual Berettas | Melondrama (Well-Worn) is the sidearm equivalent of a tropical vacation gone hilariously wrong. Its neon-green watermelon rind pattern and palm leaf accents scream “beach party,” but the Well-Worn finish? That’s the sunburn, sand-in-your-shoes aftermath. This pair has clearly seen more botched eco rounds than successful clutches, with scratches so deep they probably track missed shots, not kills. But hey, at least the StatTrak counter will immortalize every time you spray-and-prayed into a wall. It’s the gun you bring when you want enemies to laugh mid-fight—distraction via fashion disaster. Functional? Barely. A meme? Absolutely.