The Dual Berettas | Melondrama (Battle-Scarred) is like that one summer fling you regret but can’t stop laughing about. Its watermelon-themed design—smeared pink and green with “seed” bullet holes—looks like it survived a backyard BBQ brawl. The Battle-Scarred wear? Let’s just say it’s seen more action than a fruit salad at a toddler’s birthday party. Perfect for players who embrace chaos, these pistols scream, “Accuracy is overrated!” Spray bullets like confetti and watch enemies question their life choices as they’re vaporized by a gun that doubles as a gardening accident. Stylish? Debatable. Memorable? Absolutely. Just don’t expect it to age like fine wine… or even a decent smoothie.