The P90 | Desert Warfare (Well-Worn) is like that trusty pair of cargo shorts you refuse to throw away – scuffed, faded, but still gets the job done. Its desert-tan camo screams "tactical" until you realize you’re spraying 50 rounds into a wall while backpedaling. The "Well-Worn" finish? Let’s just say it’s seen more action than a Dust II mid-rush. Perfect for players who value function over flair, or anyone who unironically thinks “battle scars” make their $0.03 skin look cooler. Pro tip: The camo won’t hide your terrible recoil control, but at least you’ll die stylishly.