The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Urban Masked (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who shows up to a party looking like they’ve survived three apocalypses but still insists they’re “vibing.” The Urban Masked skin’s camo pattern is already trying way too hard to be tactical, but the Battle-Scarred finish takes it to another level—scratches, rust, and enough wear to make you wonder if it’s been used to pry open dumpsters. The Bowie’s absurdly oversized blade? Pure compensation. But hey, at least StatTrak lets you flex how many times you’ve whiffed swings with this clunky relic. It’s not a knife; it’s a midlife crisis with a kill counter.