The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Stained (Well-Worn) is like that beat-up pickup truck you pretend is “ruggedly charming” but secretly know needs a car wash. The Stained finish gives it a grimy metallic sheen, as if it’s been dunked in motor oil and left to rust in a junkyard—perfect for players who want their knife to scream, “I’ve seen things.” The Bowie’s absurd size compensates for its lackluster aesthetics, though. StatTrak tallies your kills, which is handy, because without that counter, no one would believe this clunky relic actually gets used. It’s the weapon equivalent of a participation trophy from a demolition derby.