The StatTrak™ Falchion Knife | Gamma Doppler (Minimal Wear) is the kind of flex that screams, “I’ve spent more time in CS:GO than I care to admit.” This blade’s Gamma Doppler finish slaps on a radioactive-green sheen that glows like it’s powered by Chernobyl’s core—perfect for blinding enemies mid-knife fight. The Falchion’s chunky, cleaver-like design isn’t for subtlety; it’s for announcing your presence like a DJ dropping the bass. And hey, StatTrak’s there to tally every stab, so you’ll never forget how many poor souls fell to your questionable financial priorities. Minimal Wear? More like “barely used, but still somehow overpriced.” Classic CS:GO drip.