The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Slaughter (Factory New) is like the diva of CS:GO knives—oversized, dramatic, and impossible to ignore. The Slaughter pattern’s etched crimson designs resemble a Rorschach test for tryhards (“I see confidence! I see overcompensation!”). Factory New means it’s polished to a mirror shine, perfect for blinding enemies mid-round or admiring your reflection in a clutch. And let’s not forget StatTrak™—because flexing your kill count is half the reason you bought it. The Bowie’s absurd reach? Great for backstabbing campers, terrible for subtlety. Basically, it’s the knife equivalent of revving a Lamborghini in a library: unnecessary, loud, and weirdly satisfying.