The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Black Laminate (Well-Worn) is like that edgy friend who insists they’re “mysterious” but just owns too much black clothing. The blade’s matte laminate finish screams “stealthy operator,” but the Well-Worn scratches? Those are receipts from every wallbang fail and whiffed backstab. StatTrak’s kill counter adds insult to injury—now you can exactly quantify how many times you’ve panic-swung this boat anchor of a knife. Sure, it’s got presence, but swinging it feels like waving a crowbar at a tea party. At least the wear means no one can blame you when it slips mid-flick. Pure chaotic energy, zero subtlety. Perfect for flexing your “vintage” lack of aim.