The StatTrak™ Flip Knife | Black Laminate in Minimal Wear is the CS:GO equivalent of showing up to a knife fight with a designer briefcase. Its sleek, matte-black finish screams “I mean business,” while the subtle woodgrain texture on the handle adds a touch of “I also have taste.” The Flip Knife’s snappy animation feels like flipping a switchblade at a board meeting—intimidating yet oddly professional. And let’s not forget the StatTrak counter, quietly judging your opponents as it tallies their failures. Minimal Wear? More like “maximal flex,” because scratches just prove you’ve actually used it… or that you’re terrible at inventory management.