The Negev | Army Sheen (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match with a leaf blower—overkill, but undeniably entertaining. Draped in a muted green-black finish with a subtle metallic sheen, this skin screams “military surplus” if the military only cared about spraying 150 bullets in five seconds. Minimal Wear means it’s only slightly scuffed, much like your dignity after whiffing a full magazine into a wall. Perfect for suppressing fire (or suppressing your team’s faith in your aim), the Negev’s charm lies in its chaos. Just don’t expect anyone to take you seriously while you’re reloading for the third time.