The Negev | Man-o'-war is the gun you bring when you want to announce your presence. Cloaked in jagged tiger stripes and military olive tones, this skin screams “I’m here to hold W and pray” with style. Minimal Wear means it’s just scuffed enough to look like you’ve actually survived a round with it—though let’s be real, the Negev’s spray pattern is still a Rorschach test of chaos. Perfect for suppressing fire (or suppressing your team’s hope when you buy it round two). It’s less a precision tool, more a $5,800 meme cannon. Bonus points if you pair it with a Hawaiian shirt.