The Negev | Desert-Strike (Minimal Wear) is like that overenthusiastic teammate who never stops talking—loud, flashy, and impossible to ignore. Dressed in a sandy camo pattern that screams "I’ve seen some dunes," this LMG is for players who enjoy spraying bullets like confetti at a parade. Its recoil pattern? Let’s just say it starts as a laser beam and ends as a Jackson Pollock painting. Perfect for suppressing fire (or suppressing your squad’s patience), the Desert-Strike turns any round into a chaotic sandstorm. Bonus points for the reload animation doubling as a coffee break. Use it when you want to meme, not when you want to win.