The StatTrak™ Negev | Desert-Strike (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of bringing a flamethrower to a water gun fight. This skin drapes the Negev—a gun notorious for spraying more bullets than sense—in a sleek, militaristic tan-and-black camo, as if trying to convince you it’s a precision instrument. The Factory New finish? Pristine, like it’s never seen a round fired, which tracks because most players abandon it after emptying half a mag into a wall. StatTrak’s kill counter here is pure comedy—it’s less about skill and more about documenting how many times you accidentally team-flashed while “suppressing fire” spiraled into chaos. A trophy for embracing the chaos, really.