The M249 | Spectre (Battle-Scarred) is like that one gym member who buys a flashy tracksuit but never lifts anything heavier than a protein shake. This LMG’s “Spectre” skin slaps on a sleek, neon-striped design that screams “cyberpunk mercenary,” but the battle-scarred finish ensures it looks like it’s been dragged through a sandstorm by a particularly careless bot. The M249 itself is already infamous for being the gun you buy when you’ve given up on aiming, but slap this skin on, and you’re basically roleplaying as a futuristic janitor—spraying bullets everywhere and cleaning up nothing. At least it distracts enemies with existential questions like, “Why does this thing even exist?”