The M249 | Deep Relief (Factory New) is like that flashy sports car you never drive but keep in the garage to flex. Its intricate aquatic-themed engraving—think tentacles and coral swirling in deep blues and golds—is almost too pretty to spray 100 bullets into a wall. But let’s be real: the M249 itself is the gun equivalent of bringing a forklift to a knife fight. Heavy, clunky, and louder than a vacuum cleaner at 3 AM. Still, slapping this skin on it feels like putting a tuxedo on a walrus. Meme-worthy? Absolutely. Practical? Nah. But hey, at least you’ll die in style while reloading for 7 business days.