The M249 | O.S.I.P.R. looks like it was plucked straight out of a bargain-bin sci-fi flick. With its orange-and-black geometric panels, it’s the kind of gun you’d expect a discount space marine to wield while fighting aliens in a B-movie. The Well-Worn version? Let’s just say the “battle scars” add character—or maybe just confirm that even its previous owners got bored of spraying 200 rounds into a wall. The M249 itself is the gun you buy when you’re either trolling, rich, or both. It’s clunky, loud, and about as subtle as a dumpster fire. But hey, at least the O.S.I.P.R. skin distracts enemies… by making them laugh.