The M249 | Downtown (Factory New) is like that flashy sports car you never drive because it guzzles gas and handles like a fridge. This skin slaps a neon-soaked cityscape onto CS:GO’s least practical LMG, complete with graffiti tags and vibrant street art. Sure, it looks cool in your inventory, but actually using it? You’ll either get laughed at for buying a $5,200 meme cannon or get headshot mid-reload by a guy with a Deagle. The Factory New sheen almost distracts you from the fact that the M249’s recoil pattern resembles a toddler scribbling with a marker. It’s the ultimate flex for when you want to lose in style.