The StatTrak™ M249 | Spectre (Minimal Wear) is like that one gym member who shows up in full designer gear but never lifts anything heavy. Its sleek green-and-black urban camo pattern screams “tactical,” but let’s be real—this LMG is more about flexing than fragging. The M249 itself is a clunky, overpriced bullet hose reserved for memes or when you’re really bored in Casual mode. StatTrak just adds insult to injury, tallying the shameful number of times you’ve sprayed down Silver players who can’t dodge a freight train. Minimal Wear? More like minimal care—nobody’s impressed when you whip this out, but hey, at least it counts your midlife crisis sprays.