The StatTrak™ M249 | O.S.I.P.R. in Factory New condition is the LMG you whip out when you’re ready to cosplay as a walking turret. With its sleek, cybernetic design—think neon circuit boards fused with dystopian military tech—it’s perfect for spraying 100 bullets into a wall while your teammates question your life choices. The StatTrak counter? A humble brag for how many times you’ve accidentally team-flashed while reloading this monstrosity. Sure, it’s about as practical as a parachute in a submarine, but who cares? You’re not here to win; you’re here to look like a Terminator prototype. Just don’t expect to move faster than a sedated sloth.