The StatTrak™ Nova | Koi (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match in a tailored suit—utterly unnecessary, but you can’t look away. This shotgun’s vibrant orange-and-white koi fish pattern, swirling across its body, screams “I’d rather be at a zen garden than clutching B-site.” Factory New ensures it’s so pristine you’ll hesitate to actually shoot it, which is fine because the Nova itself is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. But hey, the StatTrak counter lets you track how many times you’ve disappointed teammates with this “artisanal peashooter.” Style points? Maxed. Practicality? Let’s not kid ourselves.