The Sawed-Off | Origami is like that friend who shows up to a knife fight with a shotgun. Cloaked in delicate folded-paper patterns, it’s a paradox: a weapon of chaos dressed in arts-and-crafts chic. Field-Tested? More like “dropped in a sandbox by a toddler.” The scratches just add character, though—each scuff whispers, “I’ve seen things.” Perfect for close-quarters panic sprays, where accuracy is optional and style points are mandatory. Miss a shot? Blame the origami crane on the barrel distracting you. It’s the gun equivalent of bringing a paper airplane to a demolition derby—utterly impractical, but you’ll laugh while you lose.