The XM1014 | Heaven Guard (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who insists they’re “vintage” but really just looks like they’ve been through a demolition derby. This shotgun’s celestial engravings and gold trim try to scream “divine intervention,” but the scratches and grime from its Battle-Scarred finish give off more “fallen angel working a night shift.” It’s the kind of gun you’d grab when you’re rushing B with zero subtlety, blasting away like a caffeinated choirboy. Sure, it’s seen better days, but that’s the charm—nothing says “CS:GO” like a weapon that’s half art, half PTSD. Just don’t expect miracles; it’s still an XM1014.