The StatTrak™ XM1014 | Heaven Guard (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match in a pristine white suit—stylish but hilariously impractical. Dressed in angelic whites and gold accents, this semi-auto shotgun tries to convince you it’s a celestial guardian, but let’s be real: it’s still an XM1014. The Minimal Wear means it’s only slightly scuffed from all those times you panic-sprayed a rush. The StatTrak counter? That’s just God taking notes on your sins. Sure, it looks divine, but in-game, it’s still the shotgun you reluctantly buy when eco-round despair hits. At least you’ll respawn in style.