The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Wild Child (Factory New) is like the rebellious teenager of the SMG world—loud, flashy, and impossible to ignore. Drenched in neon graffiti, its chaotic design screams "look at me!" while you spray down eco-round enemies. The Factory New finish ensures every obnoxiously bright tag stays crisp, like a middle finger to subtlety. StatTrak’s kill counter? Perfect for flexing how many poor souls underestimated this budget beast. Sure, it’s not a rifle, but when you’re rushing B with a rainbow cannon that tracks your ego kills, who needs one? Just don’t blame the gun when your teammates mute you for shouting "ARTIST AT WORK!" mid-spray.