The MP9 | Bioleak is like that one friend who shows up to a party dressed as a radioactive lab accident. Drenched in neon green slime and splattered with biohazard symbols, this skin screams “I’ve been dipped in a vat of toxic waste… and I’m weirdly into it.” The Minimal Wear version keeps the apocalyptic vibe intact, with just enough scratches to remind you it’s survived at least three zombie outbreaks. Perfect for eco rounds when you want to flex your “I main Hazardous Environments” energy. Bonus: Teammates might instinctively dodge you, thinking the contagion is real. Science never looked so aggressively moist.