The MP7 | Akoben (Factory New) is the SMG equivalent of showing up to a paintball match in a tailored suit—sharp, sleek, and absurdly stylish. Its tribal-inspired geometric patterns scream “I studied ancient warrior motifs before rushing B.” The Factory New finish ensures it looks like it’s never touched a drop of blood, dust, or common sense, which tracks because anyone using an MP7 is either memeing or broke after buying skins. Sure, it’s no AWP, but when you’re sprinting around like a caffeinated ferret, why not do it with a gun that doubles as a museum artifact? Flex > practicality, always.