Ah, the StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Bright Water (Minimal Wear) – the pocket-sized flex for players who want to slash and flash. This blade’s got the swagger of a tropical vacation gone rogue, with its shimmering teal and gold finish that screams, “I’m here to stab and accessorize.” The Bowie’s comically large size ensures even your misses look intimidating. Minimal Wear? Just a few scuffs to prove you’ve actually used it (or traded it poorly). And StatTrak™? Nothing says “I’ve peaked” like counting kills on a knife you pulled from a case at 3 AM. Just don’t accidentally drop it mid-spin – your ego might shatter faster than the opponent’s morale.