The Bowie Knife | Black Laminate is the kind of flex that says, “I’ve got style, and I’m not afraid to accidentally slash a teammate while spinning it.” With its obsidian-black laminate finish (Minimal Wear, so it’s just scuffed enough to pretend you’ve seen combat), this oversized pocketknife turns every round into a fashion show. Perfect for players who want their melee kills to scream “luxury lumberjack.” Sure, it’s about as subtle as a chainsaw in a library, but who needs stealth when you’ve got a blade that doubles as a intimidation tactic? Just don’t blame the knife when your enemies start calling you “Edgelord Prime.”