The Bowie Knife | Gamma Doppler (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of strapping a neon-green lightsaber to your virtual hip. This beastly blade’s Doppler effect swirls radioactive emerald and obsidian hues like toxic sludge in a rave party, making it the ultimate flex for players who want to scream, “I’m here to stab and blind you.” The Bowie’s absurd size—practically a machete with commitment issues—means you’ll miss half your swings but look fabulous doing it. Bonus points: the “Gamma” in its name implies it’s been dunked in Chernobyl’s cooling pond. Practical? No. A status symbol for knife enthusiasts with a flair for drama? Absolutely. Just don’t ask how it fits in a pocket.