The MP7 | Guerrilla in Minimal Wear is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match in a tactical vest but forgets the knee pads. The camo pattern screams “I tried,” blending muddy greens and browns in a way that says, “Yes, I definitely meant to look like a soggy leaf pile.” Minimal Wear means it’s got just enough scratches to pretend it’s seen combat, but let’s be real—it’s mostly been dropped in Dust II’s B-site tunnels. Perfect for players who want to cosplay as a budget mercenary while still shredding close-range fights. Bonus: enemies might mistake it for a floor texture and walk right past you. Tactical? Debatable. Hilarious? Always.