The USP-S | Black Lotus in Minimal Wear is the sidearm equivalent of a moody art student who dabbles in neon graffiti. Its sleek black slide contrasts with vibrant lotus petals splashed in cyan and magenta, like a flower blooming in a cyberpunk alley. The Minimal Wear scuffs? Just “character,” or so you’ll tell yourself while pretending they don’t exist. It’s a skin that whispers, “I’m here to click heads aesthetically,” though the blinding colors might distract you more than the enemy. Bonus points: the clean iron sights make it a functional flex, perfect for losing duels in style. Community nickname? “Tryhard Blossom.” You’re welcome.