The MP9 | Food Chain is like that one friend who shows up to a beach party dressed as a shark – equal parts ridiculous and unforgettable. This skin slaps a psychedelic seafood nightmare onto your SMG, with neon-green scales, a deranged fish eye, and a cartoon shark that looks like it’s judging your eco-round decisions. The Well-Worn version? It’s been dragged through a blender of grenade shrapnel and salty teammate tears, giving it that “just survived a 1v5” aesthetic. Perfect for players who want their spray-and-pray moments to scream, “I main Aquaman in ranked.” Just don’t blame the gun when you whiff – the fish stare is distracting.