The UMP-45 | Oscillator in Field-Tested condition is like that quirky friend who shows up to a party wearing a retro tracksuit covered in circuit boards. Its design screams "vaporwave meets tech support," with neon-green circuit patterns splashed over a faded purple base—perfect for blending into Mirage’s B site or doubling as a rave prop. The UMP itself? Reliable but unglamorous, like a microwave reheating leftovers. Field-Tested wear adds "character" (read: scratches), but who cares? You’re here to spray-and-pray, not win a beauty contest. Just don’t let the CTs catch you admiring the RGB glow mid-round. Priorities, people.