The Five-SeveN | Fairy Tale is like someone dropped a medieval storybook into a gun factory. With its whimsical dragon-and-castle motif, it’s the sidearm for players who want to headshot opponents while cosplaying as a bard at a Renaissance fair. The Minimal Wear condition means the fairy tale has a few dog-eared pages—scratches that make you wonder if the dragon lost a fight with a CS:GO grenade. It’s a hilarious contradiction: a pistol designed to delete armor, dressed like a bedtime story. Bonus points for the irony of using a "Fairy Tale" to make enemies rage-quit into actual fairy tales. The dragon’s probably roasting CTs, not knights.