The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Gold Bismuth in Field-Tested condition is like that flashy friend who shows up to a gunfight dressed for a gala. Its geometric gold patterns and iridescent blue-purple accents scream "look at me," even if the battle scars from its "field-tested" life hint it’s seen better days. Perfect for flexing mid-spraydown, the StatTrak counter ensures everyone knows how many souls you’ve crushed with this budget beast. Sure, the UMP-45 isn’t meta royalty, but with this skin, you’ll at least lose in style. Bismuth’s a brittle metal, though—ironic for a gun that’s supposed to hold the line. Priorities, right?