The P2000 | Acid Etched in Minimal Wear is the kind of sidearm that screams, “I’m here to defuse bombs and my midlife crisis.” Its chaotic, neon-drenched graffiti pattern looks like a street artist threw up after binge-watching cyberpunk anime. The Minimal Wear finish means the scratches are just enough to pretend you’ve seen action, even if you mostly whiff shots. Perfect for CTs who want to flex a little personality while clutching with 1 HP. It’s not the fanciest skin, but it’s got that “I tried, but not too hard” vibe. Bonus: The colors distract enemies long enough for you to reload. Maybe.