The StatTrak™ Survival Knife is CS:GO’s answer to the “I survived everything, including my own aim” flex. This rugged blade looks like it was borrowed from a survivalist’s garage sale, complete with a serrated edge that screams, “I’ll cut through walls if I have to.” StatTrak’s kill counter ensures every stab is a humblebrag—Look, I’ve panic-knifed 127 players! It’s the ultimate accessory for players who want to roleplay as a tactical chef, slicing through enemies like day-old baguettes. Bonus: The camo handle doubles as a reminder that stealth is optional when you’re sprinting at someone with a knife louder than a grenade pin drop. Practical? Debatable. Iconic? Absolutely.