The StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Black Laminate (Factory New) is the knife for players who want to flex their kill count while cosplaying as a stealthy lumberjack. Its sleek, layered black wood finish screams "tactical edge," but let’s be real—it’s just a fancy way to count how many times you’ve panic-swung at a defusing opponent. The Factory New condition ensures your virtual blade stays pristine, because heaven forbid it looks like you’ve actually used it. Perfect for lurking in shadows or pretending you’re in a CS:GO-themed furniture catalog. Bonus: The StatTrak™ reminds everyone you’ve got style and commitment (to grinding kills in Casual, probably).