The Stiletto Knife | Ultraviolet in Factory New is the edgelord’s dream blade. Sleek, sinister, and dripping with purple-tinted menace, this thing looks like it was forged in a goth teenager’s daydream. The matte black finish paired with violet accents gives it a vibe that screams, “I’m here to stab you artistically.” Its switchblade flick animation is so satisfyingly crisp, you’ll forget you’re holding a virtual weapon—until you remember you paid rent money for pixels. A favorite among tryhards and knife collectors, it’s basically CS:GO’s version of a midlife crisis sports car. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Only if flexing on corpses counts.