The StatTrak™ FAMAS | Crypsis (Factory New) is the gun skin equivalent of a stealthy peacock—it’s loud about being quiet. Decked in a jagged digital camo pattern, it looks like it escaped from a 2003-era spy movie. The Factory New finish ensures it’s as pristine as your ego after clutching a 1v5, though the camo’s practicality in-game is questionable. (Pro tip: It won’t hide you in Dust II’s mid, but it will flex your taste for retro aesthetics.) StatTrak’s kill counter? That’s just there to remind teammates you’re eco-round MVP material. Stylish, slightly useless, and secretly beloved—classic CS:GO irony.