The Five-SeveN | Hyper Beast (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match in a neon hazmat suit—loud, chaotic, and impossible to ignore. Its skin slaps you with a psychedelic monster mash of purples, pinks, and radioactive green, like someone fed a T-Rex a box of crayons. As a CT-side staple, it’s a bullet hose with 20 rounds of armor-piercing “get rekt” energy. Sure, the recoil dances like it’s at a rave, but who cares when your enemies are too busy squinting at your gun’s glow-in-the-dark fever dream? Minimal Wear? More like Maximally Extra.