The Hydra Gloves | Mangrove (Minimal Wear) are like the overpriced hiking gear of CS:GO—you’ll never actually touch grass, but you’ll *look* ready to wrestle a crocodile in a swamp. Their murky green camo pattern screams “tactical foliage enthusiast,” blending seamlessly into Overpass’ puddles or Mirage’s dusty corners. Minimal Wear means they’re only slightly scuffed, as if you briefly considered doing manual labor before remembering your full-time job is holding W key into B site. Flex them to convince teammates you’re a stealthy jungle operative, not someone who just spent their rent money on pixels. Bonus: they clash horribly with neon knives, ensuring your loadout screams “chaotic neutral.”