The StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Lore (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a party dressed as a medieval warlord—utterly extra, but you can’t look away. The blade’s etched "Lore" pattern feels like it was pulled straight from a dragon’s treasure hoard, with swirling gold and black detailing that screams, “I’ve slain dragons… or at least bots in Casual.” The Minimal Wear finish means it’s got just enough scuffs to pretend it’s seen battle, but let’s be real—you’re flexing in spawn more than swinging it. And StatTrak? Nothing says “I’m counting these kills like a goblin counts coins” quite like it. Bonus points if your teammates mute you out of sheer envy.