The StatTrak™ Gut Knife | Bright Water (Field-Tested) is like that one friend who tries *way* too hard to be cool. The Gut Knife’s curved blade already screams “budget karambit,” but slap on that Bright Water finish, and suddenly it’s flexing a faded vacation vibe—like someone dunked it in a swimming pool that hasn’t been cleaned since 2017. The Field-Tested wear? Oh, it’s got character—scratches that whisper, “I’ve seen some things, okay?” And let’s not forget StatTrak™, tallying every stab so you can humblebrag about how many times you’ve panic-swung this thing. It’s not fancy, but hey, at least it counts your failures *and* your kills.